My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane, there I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.
You are as essential to me as an element to a set.
Yours ever loving,
Kingdom of Calculus,